School bans clapping and allows students ‘silent cheers’ or air punching but only when teachers agree

The teacher sang, "Baa-baa black sh--" and immediately stopped herself. Silence swept the entire classroom, and both the children and the two adults in the classroom held gasped facial expressions.

With mouths wide open, everyone turned to the only dark skinned boy in the class room. There was a pause.

"Hmm....maybe I should start crying", he thought to himself.

"I-I'm so so sorry!! I-I've been saying it that way for years-"

"SHUT your mouth you FUCKING bitch!", he interrupted. "You ALREADY said it! BLACK. The sheep was fucking BLACK, right? Well that's just fucking bullshit. Why the fuck was the sheep BLACK? Maybe he STOLE it from the white sheep! Is that it?? HUH??"

"N-Not at all! That really wasn't what I was think--"

"YOU don't get to talk. It's MY motherfucking turn. You shut your cunt mouth. Now you can nicely get the FUCK out and report yourself to the principal"

"O-Of course! Right away. I was already planning on it!"

"Goddamn right, you cunt. Now get your ass out"

The classroom roared into applause.

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