My friends and I have a Drag Race group on Facebook where we sit around to gossip and throw shade on each episode. This was my post for this week:

Jesus fucking Christ. Someone needs to teach Jayden how to blend her makeup. ‪#‎StreakyHo‬

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT MACBETH IS YOU STUPID TWAT?! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE MONTAGUE AND CAPULET?! Public school clearly failed these girls.

Guys. Shakespeare isn’t that hard. I don’t understand how the hell these girls managed to fuck it up so badly. It probably was bad leadership, but dude. It’s not that hard.

OH MY GOD, JASMINE HAS BEEN TAKING MAKEUP TIPS FROM COCO. ‪#‎DoritoFace‬

Omg Kat Denning is my everything. I love her so much.

Too bad Milk wasn’t cast in this season. She would have torn the beard runway UP.

I want Kennedy’s dress. Holy fuck.

I really do love Katya. She’s one of my favorites this season. Along with Max. She knocked it out of the fucking park as Juliet. Get it, girl. Jasmine’s dress is gorgeous, but that beard? Girl. Taking tips from Kandy Ho?

Can I just say how much I hate Romeo and Juliet as a story? Ugh. If it was more like Romy and Juliet, I’d love it a whole lot more.

Oh god. MacBitch was just painful. I’m cringing so hard right now.

YAY MAX! I’ve loved her from the minute she walked into the workroom. I’m on Team Max.

Holy shit. I think Michelle is gonna stab a bitch. Ha. Sucks to be you, Jasmine.

Butch Ru is my favorite. Oh my god. I love it.

“I don’t know what it is, but I really like Jasmine.” And silence from the other judges. Bahahaha

Fuck, send ‘em both home. I don’t like either one.

Mel B is on the panel this week, and we get a Kylie song? BOO.

I will give Jasmine credit for jumping up and down on those fuck me heels. That shit is not easy.

As someone mentioned before, BYE FELICIA.

I hate Kennedy the most out of everyone. I don't mind Violet. I hate Kennedy. Ugh. Shut up and go the fuck home.