Attention! [Serious] Tag Notice

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Jesus fucking christ... I'm scared to say anything.....

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Let me try, hopefully I won't get banned.

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My SO and I are serious, very very serious when we ask for sex. We have no humor or fun. We don't say anything funny, no jokes. We are very serious and not fun. Queen Victoria was more fun in bed than we are.

We have a sheet with a hole cut out of it that i stick my penis through into her vagina, but we can't touch each other because of the sheet, we are so serious and not fun. We try not to talk or grunt or make any noises that might bring any extra pleasure to the other person because we want to be serious and not fun. No jokes or puns in our sex life, just seriousness. So that is how I ask for sex - I take the sheet and drape it over her like a death shroud. She just then lies there, still as death, noiselessly, unmoving as a corpse, accepting my penis in her unjoyous vagina, both of us hoping for a quick emotionless encounter.

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I hope this falls within the serious parameters of allowing no jokes or puns - joyless. Jesus christ reddit.