I'll probably delete this in the morning but for whoever reads this, enjoy the ride.
Freshman year of college I went to a rush party at a fraternity house. The fraternity had a bigger house than they could fill so the back half was rented out to other students.
Towards the beginning of the night I was talking to a girl who lived in the back half of the house. We flirted for a while and I eventually lost track of her. I ended up drinking way too much and passing out in a hallway.
I woke up with the girl I was talking to earlier on top of me and I was inside her. I was so confused and yelled "What the fuck, what are you doing!?" She just kind of dismissed me and said its "It's fine, we're having fun." In my drunken state I just kind of agreed and passed back out.
I woke back up with most of my wits a few hours later. I quickly grab my dick and give out a small sigh of relief when I feel the condom still wrapped around it. My pants were around my ankles, I pulled them up to grab my cellphone. I check the time, ~4:00am. in the light cast by my cellphone I notice my hands are dark brown. I roll over the girl and leave her room. In the bright hallway I look at my hands. It looked like they were covered in brown paint. I went to the bathroom to wash it off.
I see one of the fraternity brothers as I'm leaving and ask how I ended up in that girls room. He was clearly on some sort of upper. He told me "She said you were sleeping in her room so we carried you in m and dropped you in the bed."
When I get to my dorm room I hit the shower right away. My stomach and abdomen are covered in the dark brown stuff. I finally realize it was dried period blood.
The shitty thing is, I would have totally had sex with that girl if I had the option. On the plus side, whiskey dick has never been a problem for me.
I told some friends and they just laughed about it. I'm not sure if this event ever really changed me. I don't let myself be defined by it. Now it's funny story I tell sometimes. I don't really find it that funny, other guys do though.