[SERIOUS] Throw away accounts, what is your darkest secret no other living person knows about you?

We just had sex ed. class..

We stood in line at the end of the day, waiting for the bell to ring so we could go home for the day. The teacher left, and it was just us kids talking about sex. One guy began talking a big talk about how he couldn't wait to get laid, that he was having sex the first chance he got, blah blah, just a big horndog.

Well, the girl I am crushing on tells us all to wait in the hallway, and runs into a broom closet with him. I am crushed. A classmate tells me she is trying to make me jealous, but having little confidence, I don't believe him. The rest of my classmates yell 'YES SHE IS!' to me, and urgeme to go in there and see what they are doing.

I open the closet door, to see the two of them.. sitting there, doing nothing. He grabs me, and shoves me in the closet with her and closes the door. My heart is beating like crazy. The girl waves at me. She wasn't just a crush, she was also my friend, so it felt really awkward. She says 'Hey iloveicecream85, guess what?' 'What?' 'I forgot to put on underwear today!'

WOAH! O....kay. I just nervously chuckle. Why is she telling me this? She walks her fingers from my arm up to my shoulder, and says she thought of something fun we could do, then whispers: 'let's have sex..' in my ear.

She gives me the biggest grin. I am horrified. I am NOT ready for anything like that. I try to open the door, her friend is on the other side, holding it shut so I can't leave. She runs her arms on my chest. 'Come on, iloveicecream85, I wanna make you feel good..'

It was nuts. I had been crushing on this girl for years, andhere she is, begging me for sex, and I am just flipping out, trying to get away.

She calms me down, telling me not to be scared, to just lie back and let her do all of the work. I cave in.. Okay, we're doing this.. She has us face opposite ends of the closet and begin undressing.

Then it hits me. This is all a prank. I'm gonna turn around, butt-naked, only to see her, fully clothed, pointing and laughing at me. I turn around, to see her, bare assed, bent over, pulling one of her socks off. Boner city.

I blush like crazy. Aw shit, how am I gonna face her with a raging hard on? The bell rings. Oh shit, my sister is gonna come looking for me. Bail! Bail! I zip up, yank the door open with all my might and bolt out of there.

The next day in school, she is white as a ghost. She begs me not to tell anyone about what happened. She tells me her plan was to sneak in her friend with the lights out.. Hmm. Kinda messed up l of her to do that, but her friend was pretty darn cute too..

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