[Serious] What’s a dark secret you want to get off of your chest?

I’ve never had a friend as an adult. The only person that pretended to be my friend did so because he wanted to screw my ex-wife, which he did. I’ve never been invited to a party, even a work function type party. It’ really sad on Monday morning at work, hearing about how everyone had a great time at the department’s Christmas party or what a great time every had at a co-worker’s pool party. Of course they do this when they think I’m out of earshot or someone slips up. People know I love to play poker and golf and I know that they do these things on the weekend but I never get invited.

There are a few things that people may find peculiar about me: I don’t go out for a drink after work and socialize but that’s because I live 30 minutes away and don’t want to drive after drinking. I don’t go out to lunch with my co-workers but that’s because they always want to go to these same shitty restaurants near our office.

Anyway, I’m friendless and very sad about it

/r/AskReddit Thread