I was at a low-end Irish place on Long Island. Think TGI Fridays, but the owners call it O'Reilly's or something.

Anyway, my brother thought he found a hidden camera in the bathroom. I went in to see and there was a giant rat sitting on the sinks.

I demanded to see the manager and started in on him. He told me that they were aware of the rodent problem and doing their best to handle it.

I asked why they had a camera in the bathroom and this guy had the audacity to tell me it was so they could see when the rats come out and take care of them.

Oh yeah? So the cameras are positioned directly at the toilets? They didn't even comp my food.

Needless to say I called the police and health department.