I did something wildly stupid on the 27th and I have no idea what to do about it. I send out a resume early on the 27th to two postings on Craigslist (fuck me - I was desperate that morning) with my address and phone number. This morning I got an answer from one of them. I had applied for a receptionist position in a dental clinic. Turns out these people are a creepy ass non existent fucking company. Here is the email, in all it’s glory:

"Hi and how are you doing today , Im sorry for getting back to you late, having reviewed your resume and i want you to know more about the task ahead. Dels and Binary Agent is a company for renting and property care taking. The company is growing dynamically and its formation is ongoing. At this particular moment we are expanding our business area and increasing the number of property units in our database. For this reason we are widening our network of real estate agents. We are offering a job -as a Payment Receiver/Our Representative of Rent Payment, this means that you will be receiving Rent from our Customers/Tenants on our behalf And we are offering you $400 per week and you will work between 3-4hrs in a week. I really need to find the perfect person for this job, I'm confident you can take up the challenge and on the long run we should have a relatively sound working relationship between us.this position will be a part-time and home-based job because our new office in your local area will not be ready until next year

DUTIES: . Data entry . Appointment Scheduling . Mail services (Receive mails and drop them off at FedEx or USPS) . Receiving rent -payments- from customers (mostly cashiers check or Money order) . Sending rent -payments- to Landlords either via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram.

If you're interested, please confirm your name and address as you want it to be on the payment. looking forward to hear from you soon. Thank You”