[Serious] which Stethoscope should I buy

Don't buy a stethoscope. Thats what the system expects you to do. Heres what you do.

  1. Buy a 3d printer.
  2. Use the open source design here (https://github.com/GliaX/Stethoscope) to print stethoscopes.
  3. Design an underground market at your institution as a stethoscope supplier. Step up eventually to real estate, then international weapons supplier.
  4. Get hurt in an excessive arms deal in the Middle East.
  5. Build a mechanized suit to escape the prison cave you're trapped in
  6. Become a superhero millionaire with an AI virtual assistant
  7. After becoming you'll barely be able to pay off student loans, which is more than most of us can say
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