"Oh, just equality. You believe in equality, right? You're a feminist!"

"Ideology isn't some air tight concept, it's simply a string of emotional reactions everyone can manipulate. You like puppies, right? Now, there's a problem with people kicking puppies. Imagine I create a movement around the goal of stopping this epidemic, puppies need to be protected, protests through the street, microphones held up towards your windows. Now, you have to join me, because no matter the actions I take; to be against me is to be for kicking puppies. Every shady action, every sinful act is insured by that ideology. Now years pass and I still haven't let up, puppy kickers are still at an all time high despite that everyone is verbally shunned for kicking those precious pups. All I can see is the poor puppies, because the day those boots stop comming down is the day my movement is finished. Now, others arise, they've caught onto the black sheep of my thoughts. Some are intellectuals that want to poke holes in my arguments, but in their display of awareness other less savoury or balanced sheep flock to have a chance to feel 'right', taking it too extremes to out the 'wrong'. Like a clear reflection of my people. What about cats? People are more likely to kick cats because they're lazy bums! And the dogs, maybe some type of dogs deserved that smack upside the arse. And sooner or later you have cats and dogs living together, barking and scratching in a quivering cry of who's more abused. So, why do you like kicking Puppies?"