Why was Spring Breakers panned by both critics and audiences? It's a genuinely good movie

Okay let me sum up the plot to answer your question:

Three teenage girls want to go to seaside town to party for spring break. Parents wont let them. Girls rob store in underwear and ski masks for money to go party anyway, fuck the system. Not a terrble start. They get to their party town and meet criminal james franco with cornrows. James franco with cornrows: “HEY LETS HAVE SEX WITH MY GUNS.” Girls: “fuck yeah.” 8 hours later james franco with cornrows is killed by bad guys. Teenage girls who just had sex with guns: “LETS GO KILL ALL THE BAD GUYS WITH OUR NEW GUNS.” Girls go kill all the bad guys, somehow and for some reason, unknown to anyone. The end.

Who the fuck wrote this movie, i want them to part of a human centipede experiment for making me sit through it. Its literally the worst movie i have ever seen.

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