Hey serene, its your mother. I understand that you enjoy going on this 'read-it' app with your friends, but your father and I are concerned with how much time your spending on it so we've decided to take your computer for the time being. There's some lasagna for you in the freezer for tomorrow night, I know its usually my job to heat it up for you but I've left a detailed list of instructions because I know how much you like words. With any luck this will ease any anxiety you're having about the about the whole ordeal, just don't chew on the curtains honey because we cannot afford new ones this week and the neighbours are a bit concerned for you,

Mom