Teachers of Reddit, what's the weirdest or creepiest thing a child has done in your classroom?

Nah im just messing I just made some pasts lingune with some of my ass shit and it tasted pretty good. If you wanna get some call me cellular mobile messaging device or my (CMMD). Heh thats what old people would call it but go ahead and give me a call, i cant give you any personal information because that would be a violation of the rule book. Wait who made that rule book, chart, list, or diagram because last time I remeber I used it to get me off with a 16 year old boy cover of Baby by Justin Beiber. Did I tell you that that canadian ass shaved his head using a 16x4 square meter propeirter? Im just getting all these spellings wrong but that dont matter come on down to Jiffys Lube Automater and use kode "Rightjshf" for 15% off all water based lubricants. Im just gonna say it now thanks for the gold strangler I have a reason to chop my legs off and use them at a chinese parlor to make some boufe and become an interpopular hit! Anyway see you guys sorry about the long post i gotta head out see ya thanks

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