Pretty sure this fucking sucks
As most stories go this didn't happen today, it actually happened almost 2 years ago. I will try and keep it winky and kinky.
Little background information. I am in the hospital and its been a little over a week after a kinky accident from a 40 mm pill to stretch my dick. I had a weird feeling in my penis, broke my butt and stretched my anus by accident.
I am starting to feel a little better and getting off all the pills. One thing leads to another and you know what an 18 year old guy does when he gets bored (use your asshole). I am soon to realize I can't see my dick! I ring the nurse and tell her its a huge (or small) emergency. She comes in, I tell her the predicament I am in and she didn't know where my penis was. She gets the main doctor and he comes in and he just tries to repair my penis. I was sure I was going to die without a penis. He basically told me he didn't see my penis, but he only felt it. This just made it sooooo much better. Apparently my penis was invisible, who the hell likes that?
The next 3 pills were the worst of my life. I didn't even care about my invisible penis, all that mattered was that the stretched anus. Fast forward 3 months later the sensation finally started coming back and lets just say it was a pretty great evening. I can honestly say that not a day goes by that I am not grateful to have a visible penis. I could control it again. I ran outside naked, and I discovered I could destroy everything with my penis; But it could also Time Travel, so I could go back in time to save the universe from my penis.
TL;DR: My penis became visible after 3 months, I have superpowers now.
I changed your story, now it's even funnier :D