This makes me lmfao bc my ex (we dated for several years) got really constipated after undergoing a small procedure because of how his body reacted to the anesthesia, it can constipate some people pretty badly apparently..lol so he tells me kinda about the growing problem of him not ‘dropping a deuce’ in..a couple days (the first mention)..another day goes by and I see him get magnesium citrate bottles to drink (laxatives and such) and he brings them back to his dorm room you can see his chipper natural expression fading to fear..gradually over these days.lol.. the next day rolls around and I go over to meet him at his dorm (no roommates tho) and I knock and I hear a muffled “yeah it’s unlocked”..there are exam gloves, laxatives, and running water with a just foul smell of ass in the room and you can hear the poor guy just not having a good time, the 4th day I didn’t even get to see him leave the bathroom poor guy and his dad came over and...no dice... WELL lmfao he decides on the 5th morning that it’s EMERGENCY ROOM bad lmfao to be clear my man had to shit that bad and literally could fucking not I felt to bad for him but his family and I meet him in the waiting room of the er and I don’t know by what grace of god but he finally was able to shit while having to wait to go into the ER lol it was a spiritual journey to even witness. You tell a story way better than me but LMFAO