Damn y’all fuckin’ gay, not in a good way. I encourage my girlfriend to make out with girls at parties because I think it’s hot, I don’t understand how the hell anyone could consider that cheating. It’s a girl. Not a dude. They’re the same gender. I don’t care if they’re attracted to each other, that’s hot. When I make out with a guy in front of her, she doesn’t think that’s cheating either. Why would you be jealous of your girlfriend making out with a girl? Are you afraid she’s gonna get stolen? In that case, you’re probably pretty shit.

Obviously there’s a double standard. That’s the way we are. Don’t go knighting around screaming “equality for all” when we are fundamentally not equal. Y’all so equal that you’re fucking boring as shit.