Aa few years ago my girlfriend at the time returned to town after she did a brief fifo job and was away for 4 weeks. During these 4 weeks I got a little lazy with the gardening but didn't think much of it (it was still in pretty prime condition if I must admit but my missus would tell me when it started getting too long for her liking and I'll trim it the next day). Anyway upon her return all her girlfriends showed up at mine (before I could release 4 weeks of pressure) and decided we would get pissed. Come to the end of the night all our friends (I ended up inviting a few of my boys) had left. Go to get the deed down when she says I'm too hairy and she needs me to go trim before we do anything. Go get my electric hair razor (they really give a great cut!) get going and I don't ever cut corners when looking after my patch of grass, take pride in that shit! whipper snip the edges, do some hand weeding! hell smell the roses even. Anyway I get halfway through on one side and get down to the balls, this is where I fu. In my very drunken state I come in hot, very hot. This is also the part I mention I use no guard, my sack gets caught and it cuts open my ball sack a a fair bit (And no I didn't try to open it up, slightly out of fear one might come out and have to be surgically removed for whatever reason, I was 18 and couldn't bare losing a ball). Now if anyone has ever cut their sack you would know they seem to bleed for an eternity. As my gf raced me to the hospital she got pulled over by an rbt and blew well over and had to go into the booze bus to get an official reading. I was asked to stand on the side of the road, in only my towel that was relatively bloody grasping the family jewels. They did offer me a ride to the hospital but due to previous bad experiences with needles I needed my girlfriend with me when I was to get stitches. They did sort out my girlfriends situation pretty quickly and allowed her to jump ahead of others who were being booked, she also got waved from losing her license but was giving good behavior terms for drink driving. Ended up getting 4 stitches in my balls and had to go another week and a half without sex.