TIL Judge Alex Kozinski dismissed Mattel's lawsuit over the song "Barbie Girl" with the line "The parties are advised to chill."

Sure he's brilliant but Kozinski is a piece of shit judge.

Here are snippets of allegations found over the law school forums about how he treats his clerks. I cannot vouch for the accuracy of these statements or whether they are true, but let's just say they aren't completely out of line with his reputation.

"Kozinski work hours: Weekdays 9:30 am - 1:30 am, with a 2 hour break for dinner, business formal attire; Weekends 10-12 am - 1:30 am. No holidays, you work 365 days a year, including Christmas, New Years, etc."

"A former clerk for a different judge in the 9th once told me that Kozinski says he doesn't interview for one-year clerk terms, he interviews for 365-day clerk terms. My friend then added that to be more honest, Kozinski should say he interviews for 365 days & nights."

" A number of classmates and professors have warned me to steer female students, in particular, away from Judge Kozinski. They have told me that while he can be cruel to all of his clerks, he sexually harasses his female clerks, for example, pressuring them to wear revealing outfits and making comments of a sexual nature about their appearances. I have additionally been warned that Judge Kozinski is explicitly homophobic, and so I am urging my LGBT mentees not to apply to him either. (To be clear, these strike me as behaviors that, if true, should deter all of my mentees from applying to clerk for Judge Kozinski, but I understand that these types of behaviors have a more direct effect on some individuals). "

Not that any of you care. But anytime I see this piece of shit mouthbreather mentioned, I feel it's my duty and obligation to point this out

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