Trump: 'Saudi Arabia buys a lot, I don't want to lose them'

Jesus said in the Bible:

"No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money."

OK sure, it still sounds bad...but that's not the whole verse. The Republican Bible adds more:

"...but lets say someone has a lot of money. I mean a shit ton of cold hard cash. Principals, morals, yeah they are ok sometimes but we are talking about massive cha-ching here, this is it, go after it. Sell them weapons, go get that sweet sweet gravy, you don't want to lose them. So sayeth the Republican Lord. Amen."

Now you degenerate tree-groping American hating commies can see clearly why Trump has 85% support of the world's foremost authority on morality - Evangelical Christians. You just got Christserved™

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