Weekend Free-For-All Thread

Armyhelp12 8 points an hour ago

I know this is a free for all thread but I gotta say something serious.

First of all, I'm a regular on here but that's all you need to know as of now. So this isn't a stupid throwaway.

These past few weeks there has been a rising in negative post. There was one literally titled "self harm."

That shit doesnt fly with me.

What this account is, is a way for someone to vent. If you suffer from PTSD and don't feel safe, you can message me. If you suffer from depression, you can message me. If your PSG called you a fat ugly cow, you can message me and tell me how much you hate him/her.

Why should you trust me?

Plain and fucking simple, I've been in an institution for depression and suicidal thoughts. I know first hand what goes on in your brain, how your acting.

"But hey, that's not PTSD! You can't help me."

While I was there, I was with someone who had severe PTSD. I kept it to myself, but I studied his reactions, his triggers, his normal everyday attitude. I learned how to treat it. if it's a worse case scenario, then I have contact with people who can help. It won't be your direct line, or your family member, but there are people out there in all states/countries who are willing to help someone suffering.

I'm not a Chaplin, I'm not a Chaplin assistant, I haven't deployed, I'm just your regular Joe.

We bicker like idiots, we fight like siblings sometimes, and other times we flat out hate one another. In the end, we're all here together and we have to take care of each other.

I will frequently check the messages, and this is 100% confidential. The only time you'll see this account is probably in a free for all thread every now and then reminding people.

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[–]11AReptarsSingleDaddy[S] 3 points an hour ago

First.

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[–]88A brimydeepwetted_ashes 2 points 40 minutes ago

first is the worse, second is the best, third is the one with genital warts and extra duty.

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[–]09WVelosiT 1 point 2 minutes ago

FIRST

wait fuck

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[–]tyranth 4 points an hour ago

MY BITCH DUMPED ME, LETS PARTY

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[–]25UPuddinCup 2 points 56 minutes ago

Im sorry to hear that. wan 2 fuk?

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[–]Pretty Much SFSucculentsucking69 2 points 54 minutes ago

Yes.

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[–]tyranth 2 points 52 minutes ago

4ever alone

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[–]88A brimydeepwetted_ashes 3 points 41 minutes ago*

Here's /u/wetted_ashes with this week's review of the /r/army top five. Remember kids, spell out numbers nine and below.

5.Yes, we are in a peace time.

Top comment is here. Well said.

4.Benning breach. What came of this? If only it was that easy. lol amirite?

3."JRTC Artistry". Bullshit. How come I didn't see this art in JRTC porto johns? All I got was people telling me that if I was looking for a joke, look in my hand. ELI5?

2.facebook sucks. I hope everyone had a good memorial day. I think I took IDF Monday. Seems like a while ago.

1.Gold. I almost blew my cover at work while reading this thread. You guys and gals had me dying laughing.

What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts...

I've heard via PNN that females are allowed into ranger school now? Can anyone confirm? lolamirite?

Honorable shout out to everyone who answered /u/i_dunnowhy 's 99 questions here. Specifically /u/robonator, put that staff duty to work.

L'EDIT: By "taking IDF" I mean I walked into green beans as they were locking up. "Are you closed?" "Yes, Sir... we just took incoming" "Oh, huh. But I really need a banana protein smoothie with four shots of espresso". By the time the threat was terminated (the god voice always says that so satisfactory, like it was he who single handedly saved us) it was too late to get that protein in my system because since I'm deployed I'm a fitness expert and bodybuilder.com says I have 15 minutes to get protein in me after a workout.

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[–]MP/MIitsmacko 1 point 26 minutes ago

Lmao wtf?!?

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[–]88A brimydeepwetted_ashes 1 point 2 minutes ago

Confused hun? Got a question about the menu?

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[–]09WVelosiT 1 point 1 minute ago

THANKS TOM, AND NOW OVER TO REPTARSSINGLEDADDY WITH SPORTS

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[–]88A brimydeepwetted_ashes 2 points 1 hour ago

Mods are drunk. Free for all free for all. 2meta4u

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[–]35P/Q SGT87Echo 2 points 1 hour ago

Yo, who the fuck is playing Splatoon? I can't get these 8 year olds to remember their battle drills.

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[–]25UPuddinCup 0 points 56 minutes ago

That's your problem. Your playing on the Wii U

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[–]13FLuckyLeftySC 1 point 1 hour ago

Hello fine people of r/army

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[–]MP/MIitsmacko 3 points an hour ago

Hello fine ranger of 2/75th

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[–]13FLuckyLeftySC 1 point an hour ago

2/75 are hippies.

We of god's battalion are better then that.

What are you up to this weekend?

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[–]MP/MIitsmacko 1 point an hour ago

Nothing, I just moved to ft Lewis area. Transferring to a new reserve unit but no one works Saturday or Sunday so shit is paused til Monday. Debating on whether I want to keep hurrying up and wait in the reserves or go AD 18x. Stressing shit.

Wbu?

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[–]13FLuckyLeftySC 1 point 42 minutes ago

Out of country on a Regiment funded journey. How do you like the Lewis area so far though?

How old are you?

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[–]MP/MIitsmacko 1 point 30 minutes ago

23 . I'm in the general area, I live in the mountains. Haven't been around base yet, not til I hear back from them. You been here yet?

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[–]IamprisonmikeAMA 1 point 21 minutes ago

https://youtu.be/cyLdtG7KZvw

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[–]Pretty Much SFSucculentsucking69 1 point an hour ago

Thank you for doing this SIR.

This weekends video game will be Gta5. Lots of beer and a ps4. Let's play together please. Who doesn't want to kill hooked by blowing off steam.

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[–]PrivateSnuffy 0 points an hour ago

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Thanks

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[–]88A brimydeepwetted_ashes 1 point 19 minutes ago

say it with yo chestt

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[–]25UPuddinCup 1 point 55 minutes ago

I have two weeks left in AD. I have 55 days of terminal leave. What should I do for those 55 days?

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[–]11AReptarsSingleDaddy[S] 1 point 47 minutes ago

smoke weed get drunk fuck bitches

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[–]25UPuddinCup 1 point 32 minutes ago

fuck drunk, smoke bitches, get weed?

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[–]happyballbags 1 point a minute ago

just wanna let one of you guys know that your gf is posting its okay you have a small cock

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[–]Nasty Girldoublenickle -1 points an hour ago

Dear @ReptarsSingleDaddy,

Why do you think you can do this? You are not a mod, does your tenuous grasp of reality get taken away when you receive a commission?

Disrespectfully, A Drunk Nasty Girl

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[–]11AReptarsSingleDaddy[S] 6 points an hour ago

Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

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[–]happyballbags 4 points an hour ago

Aren't we all drunk

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[–]88A brimydeepwetted_ashes 4 points an hour ago

No, some are deployed.

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[–]25UnicornXiledRockstar 1 point 37 minutes ago

Am minor, can not legally consume.

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[–]happyballbags 1 point 22 minutes ago

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7a_sx3ozoXI

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[–]25UnicornXiledRockstar 1 point 20 minutes ago

RIP me

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[–]Armydude19 1 point 18 minutes ago

Same here. At least for another 5 days sucker. Ahahaha time to become an alcoholic.

I can drink at AIT in phase 5... R-right guise?

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