The Weekly Anything Goes Thread - April 29, 2016

Sometimes I wonder why my coworker works for a multinational if with such SAS gems as:

-I'd never go there (India) the country is full of rapists. -Indians don't like opionated/strong women. -People from Eastern Europe have no sense of humor.But I guess if I lived there I wouldn't find anything funny either. -Germans are arrogant and think they're better than Americans. They treat us the way we treat India.

And a few others that I got to bear witness to. It's like "You ever think people just don't like you?" This chick is the common denominator here. The constant oversharing during meetings makes EVERYONE uncomfortable. It's not that Eastern Europeans don't have a sense of humor or Indians don't like 'strong women'; the shit she says is cringy and not funny. Some of the motherfuckas on our dev teams are funny as shit, but talking about attempts at pregnancy in meetings is fucking inappropriate.

No one wants to work with this broad because she exudes this smug American "no nonsense" wank wank superiority complex while saying that EVERYONE ELSE has a superiority complex. Let a bitch (me, I'm the bitch) not even get started on her LOUD ass voice. Does this bitch have an inside voice? Can she even volume control bro?

How's that getting pregnant thing working by the way? We all got to hear about fertility treatments during a team meeting so I figure I should ask.

I'm not saying I'm perfect. Not by a long shot. I have to ask some team members how to properly pronounce their names, or what time zone they're in, or what the fuck 2 meters is and shit like a dumbass; but GOD DAMN.

Okay, rant over. It's going to be a late night and I had a date planned to play WoW tonight that I might have to cancel.

/r/ShitAmericansSay Thread