I’ll just reiterate what I said.

I accept that the towel gets dirtier the more it is used.

One use is not enough to merit wasting the earths resources

Stop hanging you towels above your shitter. Then you don’t need to waste water as you won’t be shitting Around your towels...

You said you put your towel in with the rest of your laundry.

Then you say you was your towels everyday

Does that mean you do the laundry everyday?

Stop saying you put your towels in with the laundry and also saying you wash your towels everyday. One of those is a lie. Or you do your laundry everyday which means you’re a drain on the earths resources and you need to stop.

My rebuttal is that there is a level of dirtiness before you need to clean something.

Even though my body gets dirtier by the second. I don’t wash it every second do I? Because it’s stupid to wash something as soon as it gets dirty.

You yourself only shower once a day because despite knowing that your body is accumulating dirt every second you still don’t think it’s worth showering every hour.

That’s my argument for the towels.

A completely rational one saying that there is a threshold of dirtiness before something needs to be washed.

Yes the towels get dirtier everyday but the threshold shouldn’t be met everyday.

You’re irrational thinking (“derp derp, computer say poop flies, derp derp, computer say bacteria grow”) makes you a germophobe because everyone already knows these facts and normal human beings realise that drying my clean body with a towel means I can probably just dry the towel out (AWAY FROM THE SHITTER YOU FILTHY ANIMAL) and use it again instead of wasting the worlds resources to wash it everyday)

You fucking idiot.