Typical sabatogey stuff. It's a long story, but the gist of it is the cliche guy likes girl who is already in a relationship and pushes away other people who actually seem interested thing. Except its worse because other people know about the whole thing, and so I pretty much had to tell said crush about it because she was wondering why we were getting teased every morning at work because apparently I made it obvious. Other person also knows of cliche thing and decided to invite me to go to get drunk and spend the night at her apartment.

I'm too asocial for this kind of thing. It's even worse because I'm breaking my own rules of avoiding anything to do with coworkers.