3. What dirty little secret of someone else's have you been dying to tell?

What dirty little secret of someone else's have you been dying to tell?

Let me break down for you what I hope you already know.

You have a crush on your friend's girlfriend.

Step 1: Realize this.

I met a girl, slept with her - 10/10 chick, and my douchebag friend with a girlfriend pulled her aside and told her I was using her. He was dating her friend at the time ... SOMEHOW, he started sleeping with this girl I was into ... WHILE DATING HER FRIEND.

Before all this happened, he told his girlfriend that I would do anything to get with her - that I did that to all of his girlfriends ... she didn't believe a word I said about it "I told her he was cheating on her and when she didn't believe me, I slammed the phone into his head and said "TELL YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND YOU'RE FUCKING HER FRIEND YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK""

Needless to say, it ended like this: She finally believed me, I madeout with his girlfriend, I gave him a black eye, pushed him in the pool, kicked his ass, and ended up fucking 10/10 girl after she had a bunch of STDs (somehow dodged them? #winning)

If you follow my advice, you too can go through all the fucked up bullshit.

Tell her he's cheating on her and she deserves better - she deserves you - you like her - leave it at that; throw the cards down, and walk away. Don't say another fucking word to her - if she takes the bait, man up and handle yo business - if she doesn't, let it go.

If your friend trips out, tell him to fuck himself - if you fight, you will stay friends - after my friend and I fought, 10/10 girl rolled up to the house with a bunch of guys to "get back the necklace" she gave to him - I was coked up, had a QP on me which I had just smoked, and was slipping on some slowbotussin - I was ready to kill and had my friend's back - they bitched out and I still fingered that girl through the hole in her pants before they left.

Looking back, wtf was wrong with me...

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