What does it mean to be a DPS?

There are 6 rules you need to remember if you're playing DPS.

1) Samurai in generel and you explicitly are for one "God" and also "Senpai". For this reason your name must contain at least one of those following words : Death, Night, Vanom, Killer, Master, Devil, Silent or Naruto.

2) Also, you are a DAMAGE DEALER. For this reason you only put skills onto your hotbar which do damage. Mantra doesnt do it and quelling strike doenst make the cut either. If someone asks why you didnt use Shadewalker, tell them "ey lol, your mom uses shadewalker".

3) Your opening is the best. Post a youtube video of your opening on reddit and flame everyone and their mother if they say otherwise.

There is a good rule of thumb. Everyone who does less dps than you on fflogs is trash who shouldnt even be allowed next to you and everyone above you is a jobless nerd who is probably still a virgin.

4) If your gracious higness goes to the lenghts to go with a group raiding, you and you alone has the right to get every loot that will drop. Even the BRD Weapon that only dropped once since a12s released.

5) Dont let the ACT tell you that you only have a 40% crit rate. Your skills always crit. If someone says something else, tell them to "gid gud".

6) Every other DPS class is OP in comparsion to your class. And it's only because of your awesome skills, that you are ahead of them.

I hope with this I could show you what it's like to be dps.

PS: Sorry for typos.

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