What is the dumbest thing you have done while drunk?

In early 2015 I did something really stupid. I knew a Korean guy in my city who invited me to drink with his friend. They apparently have some big drinking culture over there, so their tolerance was really high. I did not want to fall behind so I drank the same tempo. After lots of beer and soju, we also drank some bottles Brandy.

Then I can not remember anything anymore, only small pieces. We went out and he brought his friend home because she was really drunk too and it's not that safe here at night.

Then I did th stupid thing. While walking a car stopped and gu offered me to drive me where I want to. So I stepped inside the car. There could be someone in the backseat and they could have robbed me, which was pretty stupid from me. We talked a bit and it turned out he was much younger than me and just got his driver's license. I had to vomit though, stepped out and he drove away. I had no idea where I was but I was walking.

Somehow I got to this spot I know and just sat down and slept a bit, leaned against a bridge handrail. When I woke up, two cars were parking on the street with turned on hazards lights. I just overheard the word "ambulance", so I took all my power left, looked at these people and said: "It's ok, just let me rest here a bit". The couple left but one guy stayed, went back this car eventually, came back again and told me he drives me home. So I stepped the second time into a strangers car, who could have easily robbed me or kill me or whatever. I had to vomit again though, so I stepped out, he drove away because he thouht I was home.

I slept a bit on a park bench, then I went to our basement and slept on the floor, I didn't want my parents to see me. I was sick for two days, meanwhile the next morning, the guy I drank with was in the library early in the morning and the girl in an other city because of work. Their tolerance was huge.

This was the last time I drank that much, I was just lucky this day that nothing happened, especially because I walked thrugh some shady neighbourhoods.

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