What happened at the worst party you've ever been to?

New Year's 2013 I didn't have any plans until a friend of mine (Maria) last minute asked if I wanted to come over and have a few drinks with a couple of her friends (Amy and Tammy). So I and a mutual friend of ours (Jennifer) decided to go on down. It actually started out pretty nice, we hadn't seen Maria in a while and we got on well with the other 2 of her friends that were there. We did the countdown and were all decently drunk and then Maria's boyfriend came home.

So just some background, Maria is generally a pretty cool person but she's gone through some fucked up things and has a really bad habit of dating huge douchebags. This particular guy, who I'll refer to as Dickhole, she met at her job. Her job at the time was stripping (might still be). This was the first time I'd met Dickhole but his reputation proceeded him. Maria had told both me and Jennifer that she was the one paying his rent because "Oh his hours at work got cut, I mean he would've had the money if he hadn't gotten that body kit for his car, but that was before his hours were cut," which we all knew was complete and utter bullshit.

He continued to prove himself to be an absolute shitstain. I was at a point where I felt like I should drink some water, and either there weren't any cups left or I was too drunk to see any so I ended up using one of his daughter's sippy cups (his daughter was with her mother that night). As soon as he saw that he immediately started yelling at me, telling me he was going to "punch me in the fucking face" if there was alcohol in it. Now I can understand being upset about using a child's sippy cup for alcohol but I think it's pretty extreme to threaten violence over it. A few minutes later Maria was looking at a knife for a while (like I said, issues) and he told her that if she even thought of doing anything funny "he'd put her through the wall". Because that makes total sense.

Then he started doing this weird thing where he kept on pulling down Maria's shirt and bra and flashing us with it. Maria was obviously uncomfortable, as were myself and Jennifer, and Tammy (Amy was into it though). At that point Jennifer and I were thoroughly skeeved out but I was in no position to drive anywhere and didn't want to leave my car. So she texted a guy friend of ours to pick her up. She mentioned that he was going to pick her up and Dickhole went off again, this time about how he didn't want any guys in his apartment. Jennifer was able to calm him down by saying guy friend wouldn't actually come inside, they'd just pull up and she'd go out to meet them. He relented a bit but still seemed angry about it.

I was about to pass out at that point which I did. I woke up sometime later and the music was still blaring so I went up to turn it off when I heard the sounds of Amy, Maria, and Dickhole (possibly Tammy too?) having a threesome in the bedroom. I don't know why I didn't turn the music back on, I guess I was still fairly drunk so I just went back on the couch thinking, "Eww eww eww eww" and somehow passed back out again. The next morning when I woke up sober enough to leave I found out my car had been towed. Happy new year.

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