I was in the fairly early stages of dating a girl. Maybe a 1-2 months, but we got along well for the time we were hanging out.

At one point, we were texting back and forth early in the week, and the conversation just kind of died out for a day or two. I didn't really think much of it. I texted her on Friday seeing if she wanted to hang over the weekend, and she told me she was at a bar in the neighborhood.

I go to meet her and she is shitfaced and pissed that I hadn't texted her for 2 days. Things slowly get better. Eventually we leave and I go to walk her home (the bar was 2 blocks from her place). She starts getting mad about the 2 days of no texts, then punches me in the face. I can tell she's drunk so I figure I'll just get her home. She tries to punch me one or two more times. Get her home, get her on the couch, and tell her I'm leaving.

"Waht? You're not even gonna fuck me?"

Nope. No I'm not. Left, called her the next morning and ended it.