What is the most clever song lyric you've heard?

When I was young I knew everything She a punk who rarely ever took advice Now I'm guilt stricken, sobbin' with my head on the floor Stoppin' baby's breath and a shoe full of rice, no

I can't be held responsible 'Cause she was touching her face I won't be held responsible She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember What made us think that we were wise And we'd never compromise For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever die for these sins We were merely freshmen

My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her His girl took a week's worth of Valium and slept And now he's guilt stricken, sobbin' with his head on the floor Thinks about her now and how he never really wept he says

Can't be held responsible 'Cause she was touching her face I won't be held responsible She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember What made us think that we were wise And we'd never compromise For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever die for these sins We were merely freshmen

We've tried to wash our hands of all of this We never talk of our lacking relationships And how we're guilt stricken sobbin' with our heads on the floor We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip, we'd say

Can't be held responsible 'Cause she was touching her face And I won't be held responsible She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember What made us think that we were wise And we'd never compromise For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever die for these sins We were merely freshmen

For the life of me I cannot remember What made us think that we were wise And we'd never compromise For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever die for these sins We were merely freshmen

We were merely freshmen We were only freshmen

Songwriters VANDER ARK, BRIAN/BROWN, DONNY/CORELLA, DOUG/DUNNING, A.J.

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