Samson met Delilah and was like "I gotta tap that." But Delilah was all "If you wanna hit it, you gotta tell me your weakness."
Samson didn't want to tell her, but he was into bondage, so he lied and said "If you tie me up with seven wet bowstrings, I'll be super weak." That night, she tied him up with seven wet bowstrings, and a bunch of bad guys broke in. Samson snapped the strings and killed all the bad guys. But it's cool, because they had a "stand your ground" law.
Then Delilah was like "Bitch, you lied to me, now you'll never get this again." So Samson was all "I'm sorry, bae, if you tie me up with brand new ropes I'll be helpless." So she tied him up with new ropes, and another group of bad guys came in to kill him, but he broke the ropes and killed them all too.
Delilah was getting pretty tired of his lies by now, but she REALLY wanted to take his strength, and Samson REALLY wanted sexy time with her, so she asked him again. Samson thought about it, and was probably just fucking with her by now, because he came up with some really crazy shit. "If you weave seven braids of my hair into the fabric on the loom, and pin it, I'll be like a wet noodle." So, of course, Delilah did this. And, of course, a bunch of bad guys broke in to kill Samson. And, of course, Samson was lying and killed them all.
By now Delilah was pissed, because Samson had lied to her three times. Meanwhile, Samson is the most pussy-whipped guy ever, because obviously this bitch can't be trusted; she's trying to get the guy killed using the very specific methods that he tells her, and only her. But still, she wanted him dead, and he wanted her poon.
So a FOURTH time, she asked him how to make him weak, and she bugged the everfuck out of him about it. Just a constant day in, day out nagging like you've never seen. The sex must have been phenomenal, because Samson not only put up with that shit, but he gave in!!!
Samson tells her that if his hair is cut, he'll be weak as a kitten. Sure enough, she shaves him bald as a baby's butt. The bad guys break in, and Samson can't do shit about it. They chain him up and gouge out his eyes.
So yeah, Samson put up with ALL THAT SHIT just to have sex with Delilah.