My ex and I were still sleeping together after we broke up. Super cordial, would hang out and watch movies and play video games. This went on for about 6 months.

Apparently, he didnt want to do the latter anymore but of course wanted the former.

So after sleeping together one night, I asked if he wanted to play some video games the next day, or maybe kick it or something. He said "you know, I'm actually comfortable with where I'm at, but I wish you the best".

Kind of out of left feild.

So, the next weekend, after I've spent all week coming to terms with the fact that it's really over, he texts me "wow I really miss your pussy. You should come over."

My response:

"You know, I'm really comfortable with where I'm at right now but good luck with everything."

Maybe not the most petty thing in the world, but it felt like a trophy to me.