I believe in aliens. I don't necessarily believe in they're visiting us via UFO's and our government is conspiring to cover it all up. But it seems unlikely that they don't exist somewhere in the universe.

Also, if I ever have enough money to waste on big shit, I plan on funding an expedition to the North Pole to see if the Hollow Earth is a real thing. The theory is absolutely not credible, but I want to believe so bad, you know? I'm poor as shit, so it will probably never happen, but I'd love to recreate Admiral Byrd's flight.

Supposedly, he discovered there is no north pole, rather a great big hole leading into the inner earth. That's where all the mammoths, dinosaurs, lost races of men, lizard people and possible Hitler are hiding. Like I said, no credibility whatsoever. For it to be true, our entire understanding of the way the Earth was formed would need to be wrong. But the whole theory is like crack for my imagination. I would have no problem wasting some future rich version of myself's money on a futile voyage.