What was that one thing you did as a kid that could have gotten you in BIG trouble?

Well describe big. I could potentially have gotten in big trouble, but since im a manipulating son of a bitch I saved the situation. When I was 17 I came out to my mom. I knew homsexuality was in jamaica was illegal, but not here in norway but I wanted to keep the truth away from him so I still had a father

Turns out my mom was drunk out of her mind the day after and thought it was a good idea to call him and say I was gay. Thankfully he still lives in jamaica, but I got some very uncomfortable messages on messenger «I dont understand how happines is in another mans ass bla bla bla»

I could not think clearly at all so i thought it was a good idea to take a picture in the gym shower. I was snitches on and there was this big thing with the principal and lots of teachers and shit about what I did and they were going to call the police

Luckily, I drew the gay card basically explaining how hard its to be gay and exaggerating and explaining the whole situation. They dropped the entire case on the SPOT. I think being born right now is the absolute best time for any oppertunistic homlsexual like myself

TLDR; Dad rejected my sexality, couldnt think straight, took a picture in the school shower, police was nearly involved. Told them the situation and got away.

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