What’s the most badass thing you’ve accidentally said in the heat of the moment?

This was my senior year of high school and for my government class, we had an assignment to present on a controversial topic. A friend of mine presented harassment in the workplace against women. This topic was important to her, as I know she had a few incidents happen at her own workplace.

The class clown objected in the middle of her presentation and said “So if a girl is wearing a low cut shirt, isn’t she just asking to get stared at?” I snapped without even thinking and said “Just because a man is sagging his pants doesn’t mean he’s asking for a dick in the butt.”

My teacher was disgusted but I surprisingly didn’t get sent out of the classroom. I still think about that to this day.

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