More unprofessional conduct:
Me, over the phone: So what did the test results say
Dr: I don't give those over the phone, you'll have to come in and I'm booking 5 months from now
Me: ok... but its nothing life-threatening, right?
Dr: No, no. But I'll review them with you then
Me: Did you find something?
Dr: Lets discuss in 5 months
Me: So you did find something
Dr: No, I'm saying that - we'll discussion person in 5 months
Me: Ok, the thing is I want to get the situation solved asap - its greatly impacting my quality of life. Its causing me incredible pain on a regular basis. If you didn't find anything I'll move onto the next specialist and try some other avenues. If its something, then you can I can continue.
Dr: You'll have to come in.
Me: Even if you tell me you didn't find anything, I'll still come in for an appointment in 5 months.
Dr: no, look, you'll have to come in
Me: So you did find something. Ok... at least I have a ball park now
Dr: NO! Come in and we'll discuss.
Me: 5 months is-
Dr: Fine, lets just book an MRI now then, OK? Will that make you happy?
Me: An MRI? Holy Shit! Was I going to wait 5 months for you to just tell me to book an MRI? Just book one! Holy hell, Dr. <name>
Dr: Yes, fine, an MRI
Me: Was this what we were going to talk about in 5 months?
Dr: I'm transferring you to my receptionist
Me: You didn't-
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