Oh god ok here goes... no-one judge me ok.

So I was away on a year abroad, working on a farm and there were few few guys, never mind hot ones, so after being there a while I find this italian guy on tinder. Solid 10/10. I go out for a night out to the local "disco" aka farmers drinking too much and taking strange drugs in a bar. One of my friends offers me a tab of acid so I take it. About 20 minutes later I see the Italian guy across the smoking area so we get chatting, and by chatting I drunkly keep asking how you pronounce his name - fairly sure he wasn't that assumed but heyo... anyways, I wander off for another hour or so and just as the acid starts to hit he goes over to me and says "come with me" so I am like ehhhhhh ok, but everything has started to go sparkly and a little cartoon-ized. I end up down the back alley of a supermarket, had a quickie up against the wall. he came on my face a bit, I was so fucked that I just sorta wiped it off with my top and went back to the pub cause the disco was still raging on to find my friends, the bouncer said I was too drunk to get back in but I managed to climb the back gate over and carried on partying till 11am the next day. Went to work a couple days later and who had just started a new position there... Italian. Pretty sure everyone at my work found out about it but thankfully I left about a week later.

That or the time I slept with an 18 year old on a beach in Thailand (I am 24) cause he said I looked Swedish. I blame the thai rum for that one.