Bitter joe here. 14 thousand upvotes for this is awful. I'm irritated that I had to read paragraphs of nonsense to finally get to the joke. Here's the joke:

A woman and her friends decide to golf together. The woman beats her friends handily. The next week, the woman beats her friend's again, but this time with her left hand. The next week, she shows up fifteen minutes late. Her friend's say, "which hand are you going to play with today?" She says, "left. The when I pulled the covers off of my husband, his willie was pointing to the left. If it's to the right, I golf right handed." "Oh, what if it's straight up?" "Then I'm fifteen minutes late."