What’s your best jury dodging story?

Was being interviewed for a possible capital murder trial. The defense attorney and prosecutor had just given us a short briefing on the laws that were being used in the trial and a few stories to get us thinking of right and wrong. The defense attorney is a greasy sleazy guy who spent his time telling a story about how he ran over his future wife's kitten and lied to her about it. He said a few other things to butter up the possible jury about supporting our troops and America (general ass kissing Texas stuff). He really got under my skin. They call me back before the judge, the attorneys, and the man on trial. They ask me if I felt I could give the defendant a fair trial. I say no because I don't trust his attorney. I told them he seems fake and like he's trying to manipulate us with emotional statments. I look the defendant in the eye and say "I'm sorry, it's nothing against you. Your attorney just really bothers me." He nodded and I was released.

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