When I was in my 20's (possibly younger, just know it was a looong time ago). I was out partying with my girlfriend and her friend. At some point we ended up in front of her friends house drunk. She all of a sudden proclaimed she needed to go #2. Now! Her friends mom hated her, so going in the house was a not happening. She opened the the car door and dropped one right there, in the street in front of the house. Her friend ran in the house and got her some TP. So, now you have a turd and TP sitting in front of the house. The friend pulled out the hose and hosed it down the street. Guess who came out? Yup, the mom saw what was happening and chased us off. I wonder what the neighbors thought when they looked in their gutter the next morning? And I thought I was getting lucky that night!