Beer.

I once liked Vodka too but i had Anorexia and didn't ate for a whole day and drank 2 beers without problems.

Then i downed 2 vodka shots in a row and had to take a piss. The last thing i remember was when i was urinating while standing up, trying not to hit the seat.

I woke up on floor on the rest room to someone knocking hard on the door and i unlocked it and opened and heard that i was heavily bleeding on my face. I could feel the warmth run down my face but didn't belived them until i wiped some of it off with my right hand.

I kept vomiting and passing out. I got scanned at the hospital and told that i got a consussion.

I hitted my right eye-brow on the Toilet when i passed out and was happy that it was just the eye-brow and not my fucking eye that hitted on impact