3. What type of day school do I have to send my kid to so she’ll remain Jewish?

What type of day school do I have to send my kid to so she’ll remain Jewish?

This is one of the best applications of satire I've ever encountered...

OP, there are probably a million potential anecdotal responses to your question, but statistically only one. Anywhere Charedi means your kids have a very high chance of staying the course, and anywhere else means at best they're 50/50.

Even Modernish kids have a big OTD rate, we just don't think about it that way because they also go OTD in both directions; flipping out, putting on a black hat, and growing a beard in Meah Shearim is very not-modernish but it's nearly as common a statistical result for guys who went through a Modernish system as it is them going OTD.

So, wherever you send them, if you want them to stay in the same veldt as whatever you put them in, statistically speaking your only option is Charedi. Which I'm not suggesting is necessarily the best option... It's just probably the answer to your question, of where has the highest chance of them staying osek in what you put them in.

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