What is the weirdest thing you do?

Twice a week, I become overly concerned with the waste management employees, & I wonder what's going on in their lives & if they have an SO &, if so, how that relationship is going, & I wonder why they show up much earlier on some days & how frustrated they must get at having to deal with messy & inconsiderate people & their literal trash & how that must add to the frustrations of their days, so on those days I do what I can to present my garbage in the most proper manner possible, regularly washing & bleaching the can not just to clean but also because I feel rude even making them smell bagged trash in a sparkling can.

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