Sorry long reply, it's worth it. Also a little NSFW. (It makes sense at the end :) )

Honestly, this answer really reminds of a time when I was a kid. We not long moved town because a lot of my family had passed away over the period of a few month.

Our new house didn't have any fences yet. Because of this our dog Spot (I know, super original) was kept on a long rope in the back yard. My cat (fluff) on the other hand was an inside cat. She was the sort to always cuddle up next to you except for my Dad, she was always intimidated by him.

Sorry for all the detail I just feel I need to paint the picture properly. Well one day Spot decided he was tired of being kept on the rope so while we were out he gnawed his way through.

Later that afternoon I came home to find my Mum openly weeping over Spots body, he'd been hit by a car. I was devastated and when I tried to talk to my Mum and she was still grieving and that I should see my Dad.

I walked into the kitchen to find Dad washing his hands and I asked him if I would see Spot in heaven. Sensing that I was deeply distraught he took me to the living room. Fluff ran very awkwardly, almost as though she was pained from the far end of the room to me and away from my father.

I couldn't stop sobbing when my Dad began to talk. He said to me "Taybon, I know you are having a tough time right now and I know how much you loved Spot. But it's time for you to be a man. Take your pants off and fuck the cat. I've been doing it for years to deal with my trouble and I'm still going to heaven. Besides, I've just finished with her and although Spot isn't going to come back, you can get my cum back from the cats ass."