What is the worst non-sexual, legal thing to get caught doing?

Singing and dancing to the Chicago soundtrack, pretending you're Roxie Hart, in mismatched - too big pyjamas , with a mask on that you home made from an egg yolk smothered all over your face, because you are 14 and you read it got rid of pimples in some teen magazine ( and do not yet know how apt having egg literally on your face is in this moment).. and when you are in the middle of singing 'ROXXXIE HARRRTT', your brother and all his cool friends walk in and are completely stunned, confused and revolted...Happened to a friend....

also accidentally clicking the 'friend' button on your boyfriends ex girlfriends facebook when you are stalking her to deduce if she is cooler than you...(please read first paragraph to confirm that she is)

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