So had to make an account for this, a little late to the party so will probably be buried! Genuinely the funniest thing that I have ever seen, so I have to share!

I went to the evening do of a co-worker, One particularly exuberant colleague ( I will call Sally for this story) was also in attendance and had been to the whole wedding. Sally had decided that the perfect outfit to wear included a giant orange wig and a large blow up parrot on her shoulder to the rather fancy ceremony, whilst dressed in a Hawaiian print style tight dress (this is important later). When I arrived in the early evening, Sally was pretty merry on the free wine and beer and waving the parrot around like it was an extension of her arm. Greeted with this I made my excuses and went to find other people I knew. Fast forward an hour or so..... Sally now at this point had lost the orange wig and the parrot. She was also stumbling around and lurching off towards the toilet which was up a beautiful marble staircase and on the second level, complete with balcony. Sally after her trip to the toilet then proceeded to vomit over the balcony on to a immune deficiency baby, who happened to be having a nap under the balcony with its parents! Sally then slipped down the first couple steps, she managed to split her very tight Hawaiian print dress all the way up to show that she hadn't bothered with any underwear! Baby was carted off to the hospital for a check up and Sally was asked to leave!