When I was in college sharing a dorm room with another guy. The rooms where set up where the computer desks were roughly 7 foot in height, 5 foot in width, and 4 foot in depth A desk on each side. It was like an island jutting out in the middle of the room essentially cutting the room in half. So you would have some semblance of privacy. Not much but some.
Anyway that doesn't really matter just giving you an idea of the layout of room. I was never one of those clowns who would try to have a phantom fap if my roommate was kicking around. One day the roommate and a couple of other people decide they're going to the local wal-mart. About 20 minutes walking distance away. I figure I've got about an hour at minimum by the time they shop around and what not. They leave, I get up and go to the window watching them making sure they're gone. I can see them walking across the parking lot it's all good.
Time for business. Knowing I don't want to waste any time I bring up some personal favorites and get to work. I'm just finishing up. It's only been like 15 - 20 minutes. To my horror I hear a key being put in the door. Unfortunately for me I'm also on the door side of the room. I panic because I was young and stupid at the time. Instead of just minimizing what I was looking at and shifting in closer to the desk. I stupidly try to cover the screen with one hand and my crotch with the other.
The roommate walks in and proceeds to say "oh no." This characteristically forgetful mother fucker forgot his wallet. He quickly crosses the room to his side. Settling into my pool of shame. I do up my pants close out of what I had open. To make matters all the better while still in my dazed fit of shame. I felt my best option is to turn on an episode of SpongeBob Square pants. He walks back over look of sympathy on his face "hey man whatca watching." I mumble spongbob he says cool and then leaves again. We never mention it again during my our time as roommates. Years later I tell the story frequently because it's funny as fuck and I no longer care. Me and the roommate are still good buddies and have a laugh about it now and again.
tl;dr Forgetful roommate doubles back for his wallet. Catches me post fap. Well better watch some Spongebob that'll help mask the shame right?
The Episode was Sailor Mouth. Because I'm sure some of you will ask.