I was at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert with my girlfriend and they had just started playing so naturally everyone is going ape shit. This dude a couple rows up sitting on the end stands up and starts doing this dance that's really weird but really cool at the same time. I can't even describe it but he was moving with his arms out in front of him and just grooving like a mofo. He was dressed like a stereotypical beatnik too: black sweater, black beanie, sunglasses and trousers. It was a really captivating sight and even people around us started noticing and pointing.

Well he eventually dances his way out into the stairwell where everyone walks up and down to their seats. Security at this place was being really strict for it being a RHCP concert and almost immediately someone comes to confront him and tell him to get out of the walkway. This dude just keeps doing the same dance right in the security guard's face with this shit eating grin on his face. It was just astounding to see this dude keeping the same grin on his face while the security guard starts getting more and more upset. Well eventually more security guards come and the guy gets kicked out only like two songs into RHCPs set. Dude never breaks stride though just keeps fucking doing that dance with that look on his face all the way out. It's easily one of the most amusing things I've ever witnessed in my life and I'll never forget it.

Also at that concert I stepped on a college girl on my way back to my seat after going to the bathroom. She was very attractive and very drunk and kissed me on the lips and patted me on the butt as I walked bye. High school senior me blushed and was greatly amused, my girlfriend was not. God that was a great show.