This happened about 2 years ago...
My girlfriend at the time was very into sex and our relationship was primarily sex based. Of course, how it got to that point remains a mystery to me. I lost my virginity to her when I turned 16 and well, it was around 14 seconds if I remember correctly. And holy shit I was embarrassed. I couldn't believe I was done so quickly. So much so that I didn't even admit I was done. I said I just said that it was too hot and that I had to take a break to cool off.
I never really improved from the bar but somehow our relationship remained in tact and we had sex every single time we hung out. Since I couldn't do much, we got into a lot of kinky things. We got vibrators, dildos, all that good stuff. And then I discovered this device called a vibrating cock ring.
So I ran to my local CVS and I picked up one of those fuckers. And I used it. It was ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE. The cock ring really helped me last longer and the vibration got her off like never before. 11/10 at the time and since then it still holds a respectable 8/10.
So in summary. I was bad at sex. I used a vibrating cock ring. It was awesome.
I took that bad boy off and shoved it in my pocket. What else am I supposed to do with it? So that's it. I left her house happy as could be and went to my friends house for a bonfire. I couldn't think of a better way to end the night! As we're sitting there, my friends decide we should get ice cream; I'm exploding with excitement. So we go and get some. I go to pull out my wallet to pay. And what falls out but my mother fucking cock ring. My friends were in total shock.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!" I hear. I look down and I am in disbelief. Unfortunately, I am a very honest man and I said "...that's a cock ring. A vibrating cock ring." And thus ensues the most embarrassing moment of my life. The laughter from all of my male friends and look of disgust from my female friends. It was awful. To this day, whenever I see anyone from that friend group I get asked, "so looksLikeImOnTop, where is your cock ring?". Two years later and I cannot escape the tale of that vibrating cock ring.
TL;DR: I had a vibrating cock ring in my pocket and now everyone knows about it.