What is your NSFW secret you are NOT proud of?

When I was very young, I thought jerking off was a sin. However, kids at school would make jokes about jerking off and talk about websites where you can watch people do the sex, so naturally I was curious and wanted to try. The first time I tried it I literally locked my door and put plastic slide-aids under my dresser to slide it in front of the door before removing them. I got my iPod out and used safari to look up one of the websites they talked about. Midway through, I hear something at the door. It stops... I'm nervous. Then I hear jingling. I start panicking. The door was unlocked now and I hear my older brother say wtf? He pushes the door open ruining my carpet in the process. He stops moving and looks at me. I could tell he was waiting for his eyes to adjust to the darkness but I was frozen with shock and fear and didn't move. I was butt ass naked, dick in hand and everything. He is finally like, that's gross dude. And closes the door and leaves. The build was the most excruciatingly painful experience I've faced in my life because sex was and still is something you cannot talk about in my family. You mention anything sexual and everyone recoils in fear. It's disgusting that they're like that and I hate it. Anyways, He was trying to steal some xbox 360 game I had while I was asleep and got a nice view of the meat instead.

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