Here we go. This is all pre-enlightenment.

I was 18 working a summer gov job before moving for college. She was 23 working the same job. She was crying one day after work and I offered to help her, because she had nice leggings on and I wanted to fuck among other things. I gave her a ride home, which was a trailer park where she was staying with her uncle.

Next day, gave her another ride and spent the night getting high and fucking in her closet sized room. We spent 2 weeks straight every single day together either at work or in her uncle's shit trailer. One day I wake up to her uncle and his friend smoking crack and I decide to assume the role of white knight and get her out of there. So I intelligently decide she should move in with my in my new apartment, which I am supposed to share with my 2 high school buddies who would become my freshmen bros. They're away for the summer and the apartment is empty, so we spend June fucking whilst stoned and drunk.

July comes and she's pregnant. I remember hearing "Aw fuck not again! How did I do this again!" as she's in the bathroom with the pregnancy test. She doesn't want to keep it and informs me she had an abortion just 3-4 months prior and wants to have another one. I'm happy. Oh by the way within two months we've blown through my savings and our earnings from the gov job.

A few weeks go by, she gets the abortion and then her parents decide she has to move back to their home town 3 hours away to get her shit together. At this point I find out that her "uncle" is really just an old guy that was renting her a room in his trailer. I don't think she fucked the guy, but she probably fucked the guy.

So now it's September and my freshman year is kicking off. Girlfriend lives 3 hours away and we decide to go long-distance relationship because love and shit, we're different, we can make it work. Within 4 months I drove to her place 3x and she came over once. The last time I went over she was acting strange and distant and didn't want to fuck even though we had the house to ourselves.

She then didn't answer my texts for about 3 days so I hard nexted her by blocking her on all social media, text, etc. I got my bachelor's degree and she scraped together a one year liberal arts diploma. She also has a kid with a dude that wasn't as fortunate as me.

The closest to a real life succubus I have ever come across. A modern day Lola Montez.